Senator
Artist Unknown
If I was a senator
I'd take the little people's advice
Constituents are creditors
So I'd find a legal way to revise
The law and be competitors
But Kansas (Kansas) disagrees
Saying laws are far too mean
Now Iowa (Iowa) could cause a scene
They've got majority
I know this bill will be authorized
Appropriations actualized
This upper house would never divide
If I was a senator
I'll keep your million dollars in mind
I'm a legislative predator
And your bill will be the next one in line
On the semi-crooked calendar
California (California) disagrees
Saying laws are causing greed
Now Iowa (Iowa) could gain some speed
They've got majority
I know this bill will be authorized
Appropriations actualized
This upper house would never divide
If I was a senator
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If I was a senator
If I was a senator
The president would ask my advice
If I was his creditor
And Susan as a judge would be nice
My committee recommended her
Well Forida (Florida) disagrees
Saying laws are never free
Carolina (Carolina) could cause a scene
We've got majority
I know this bill will be authorized
Appropriations actualized
This upper house would never divide
If I was a senator
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I want to be your senator